barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

(via capitolgoods)

Mum: Why are you crying?
Me: Oh, a TV show.
Me: Oh, a book.
Me: Oh, a movie.
Me: Oh, a fanfiction.
Me: Oh, a fandom.
Me: Oh, a tumblr post.
Me: Oh, a song.
Mum: Do you ever cry about real things?
Me: WHAT MUM THESE ARE REAL.

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peetaslongbun:

Can we please take another moment to appreciate Jennifer Lawrence attempting a British accent.

(via peenisseverlark)

me: hey
friend: i have a boyfriend
me: whats up
friend: we totally made out last night
me: ok so how are you
friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
me: wow
friend: boyfriend